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[cancerousgeneticist]

LEAVE A MESSAGE, ASSHOLE. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE SCRAPING MY NOOK OVER A CHEESE GRATER, WHICH NO DOUBT WILL BE SIMILAR TO THE DISPLEASURE OF FORCING COMMUNICATION WITH YOU.

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text ;; soon after midnight on Day 303, before the network goes down the next day

[nukeoleptic]

karkat, hey
are you alright??
there was a hell of a noise outside
and the natives are kind of freaking out
im just trying to check on people
is everything okay in your district?

[cancerousgeneticist]

NO, EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE OVER HERE. WELL, MORE HORRIBLE THAN IT ALREADY WAS. THERE'S A FUCK TON OF PEOPLE IN THE STREETS WITH FUCKING FIRE AS IF THAT'S GOING TO REALLY DO ANYTHING UNLESS THEY'RE HUNTING DOWN AN OGRE. AND, YEAH, I HEARD THE CATACLYSM THAT NEARLY SHOOK ME OUT OF BED A FEW MINUTES AGO. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW?

[nukeoleptic]

i have no idea what is going on :(
but fire is a really good idea
i am not really sure how else to keep the ice back
dont touch it, okay?
apparently its dangerous, idek

Day 308 :: Voice

[kuramaless]

Hey, Oi Sasuke--

Are y'there?

Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.

We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.

I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.

Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?

Re: Day 308 :: Voice

[cancerousgeneticist]

Who's Gaara and why should I feel compelled to eat your shitty human food with them?
Also, I wish, as per usual, I had Troogle back so I could search what hideous name you just called me and find something even worse. I don't take name calling lightly Sasuke.

Asshole.

[kuramaless]

Gaara an' Sasuke are my friends, dumbass.

Ramen's not shitty! Have you even had any, huh?